panic-at-the-isco:

I’ve officially run out of excuses:

kkaleds:

You can take the most respectful, sensitive people, give them Cards Against Humanity, and in a few minutes they’ll be laughing about genocide.

otsitsya:

betalars:

friend-zoning guys is horrible. it is disgusting. funzone them instead. send them to a small childs park so they can cry with the other babies when they dont get what they want.

I laughed really hard

idlewildly:

temerairekin:

lets all agree that going up stairs on all fours is actually the best experience of the whole earth

Conversely, going down stairs on all fours is actually the most terrifying experience of the whole earth.